Here it is, folks – best quotes I’ve heard while at work this week. I make no promises about the funniness of these quotes. Just because I thought they were hilarious at the time doesn’t mean they are funny now. Heck, maybe they weren’t even funny then, but I’m just that simple. Anyhow, here you go.
Monday: “work is making me want to become a samurai trained in the ancient art of telephonic ass-whooping.”
Tuesday: “I cleaned the file so it had less clusterfuck on it.”
Wednesday: “I am happy to cheat, lie, and steal to avoid $15 extra dollars.”
Thursday: “He’s leaving in May to go to a Spanish-speaking country!” “Where is he going?” “New Jersey!”
Friday: “I love everything all the time, like this coffee I’m drinking or that dog that’s outside the door, you know?”
Have a good weekend. Get into trouble.