It’s been a good week for out-of-office quotes, a quiet week for in-office quotes. But oh, if there were a way to quote a child going from happy to severely upset because I said “hi” to it at work, this post would be OVERFLOWING with goodness.
Fortunately or not, I only have three good quotes to share this week. Our spam filter is showing decreasing strength against the anglophile impostors in the Viagra-pimping business, and man, if bad English doesn’t almost always make for good quotes…
T: If you find something really stinky and peaty – you know, really smells like someone’s ASS – that’s what I want.
W: Good, Елена Гуслиев. Hello, Bro! [WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, SPAM QUEEN???]
F: HER computer just crashed, too… maybe it’s that big bad bug… OH NO, MAYBE IT’S AL QAEDA!
BLAZERS MADE THE PLAYOFFS! RIP CITY LIVES! Bust a bucket, who’d a dunk it, Blazer duty, super sunk it, slammin’ geez it, killer threes it, go up-get it-got it-good!