You know what is a bad idea? Schpants. I frickin’ love them. They’re pants, they’re shorts, and yet – they’re NEITHER!
You know what else is a bad idea? Pleated pants. Even if you’re the skinniest bitch on the block, you put on some pleated pants and BAM! INSTANT FUPA! Unlike schpants, I actually hate pleated pants. I have a fat upper-body everything, so thanks but no thanks, pleats, I don’t need your help.
But you know what is the WORST IDEA EVER??? PLEATED SCHPANTS!!!
Seriously. This design person should be FIRED! Frickin’ pleated schpants… you gotta be kidding me…