Schpants

You know what is a bad idea?  Schpants.  I frickin’ love them.  They’re pants, they’re shorts, and yet – they’re NEITHER!

You know what else is a bad idea?  Pleated pants.  Even if you’re the skinniest bitch on the block, you put on some pleated pants and BAM!  INSTANT FUPA!  Unlike schpants, I actually hate pleated pants.  I have a fat upper-body everything, so thanks but no thanks, pleats, I don’t need your help.

But you know what is the WORST IDEA EVER???  PLEATED SCHPANTS!!!

schpants

Seriously.  This design person should be FIRED!  Frickin’ pleated schpants… you gotta be kidding me…

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One response to “Schpants

  1. Hilarious! And you are so right, of course. But what’s the deal with renaming capri pants to some geektard word like “shpants”?

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