A proposal

YOU GUYS – WE ARE TOTALLY LIVING IN THE FUTURE!!!  Do you realize that, in the next two years, we are going to be able to live through 18 whole dates that are ENTIRELY IN BINARY CODE?!?!  (well, if you don’t put in the 20…)  Yes, I do realize that this also happened in 2000 and 2001, but now we are older, wiser, and more interested in cracking jokes about the early days of coding and computers.  I mean, in 2000, I had only just learned the math behind binary – and math is only “funny” when it’s part of your past.  Otherwise it’s interesting.  Interesting is great in its own way.  But interesting does not lead to totally senseless holidays, which is what I am trying to do here, mmkay?

I would like to make you, oh faithful two readers, a proposition: on the following dates, let’s live like we’re in the future.

January 1, 2010 and 2011
January 10, 2010 and 2011
January 11, 2010 and 2011
October 1, 2010 and 2011
October 10, 2010 and 2011
October 11, 2010 and 2011
November 1, 2010 and 2011
November 10, 2010 and 2011
November 11, 2010 and 2011

This may include such adventures as dressing like a robot, wearing only shiny metalic fabrics, listening to noise music (who doesn’t love a little holiday “sound of a jet engine going through all stages of power and thrust on full-blast for 45 minutes straight”???), spending all day referring to our hovercrafts, and eating only freeze-dried food and only drinking TANG.  Please please please???  Can we????  Oh man, it will be SOOOOO futuristic!!!

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4 responses to “A proposal

  1. Man, something is wrong with you! But I like it. Do dippin’ dots count?

    Also, do you like Flight of the Conchords? Because if not, find a song called “Robots.” Indeed, there is a binary solo. Good stuff.

  2. I’m in, bring on the robots.

  3. I think we can probably get some future gear in the works. maybe we can buy some lame shit at american apparel? jkjkjkjkjk.

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