I am pretty sure that whoever came up with that little rhyme about stepping on cracks and breaking people’s backs either wore stilettos or regularly kicked it with someone who did.
Because I just accidentally stepped my stiletto into a sidewalk crack; and
1. almost ate shit like it was the main course at thanksgiving dinner and
2. almost destroyed my shoe, and with it, my ankle.
On a related note, check out these shoes and note that they are called “Lady Black”:
Lady, hmmm? Really? Right, well… um, captain shoe namer? Yeah… you’re doing it wrong.