She could teach you but she’d have to charge

I am pretty sure that if I could have a baby mama in the world, it’d be this lady right here.  Why?  Because she’s a goddamn genius, that’s why!  She just exposed my truth in the simplest statement in all the land.  And so, as I feel it is my duty, I will overshare:

“i feel like we are cute little cartoon animals trapped in this human world.  what are we to do?”

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THIS IS THE TRUEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ABOUT ME.  She is amazing.

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One response to “She could teach you but she’d have to charge

  1. tra lala !!! we’s da best!

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