Making friends, getting presents

You know how sometimes you get lost in the internet, just clicking on one thing you like after another?  I am actually not referring to internet porn here, if you can even believe it! No, I’m speaking of image and video things.  It’s like when you go to youtube with an hour to spend and start your search by typing in “baby animals.”  YOU WILL BE THERE FOR TWO HOURS.  MINIMUM.  Unless you hate things that are adorable.  In which case you probably aren’t reading this blog at all so I can freely say without even an inkling of guilt: FUCK YOU, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS!  Who hates baby animals???

Well, last night, I got lost on the internet.  Blame Dmoe.  Or maybe I should say PRAISE Dmoe.  Because you know what?  It led me (eventually) to my new favorite tumblr of all time.  And you know what else?  I’M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS BECAUSE WHEN YOU FIND YOUR FAVORITE THINGS, YOU NEED TO CARE FOR THEM AND GUARD THEM AND MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY ABUSES YOUR FAVORITES! But anyway, I told my new favorite tumblr that it was my new favorite and this morning, THIS was on the website as an inspiration from my love of the site!

FUCKING AMAZING, RIGHT????  Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT!!!!!

I already decided last night that even though I’m the only human being on the planet who doesn’t like bacon, if some dude walked up to me and said “You are tiny and your lips are like little pieces of bacon,” (NAME THAT TUNE!) I would let him wife me.  Or let him put his mouth on my mouth, back and forth, just for a minute (just to see how it feels).  Well, I’ve also decided that if a boy I’d never met walked up to me and gave me something as awesome as this picture, I’d probably do the same.  ARE YOU SHITTING ME???  BABY WOLFIES??  A right as rain DOLPHIN ASTRONAUT????  FIRE-BREATHING HIPPO????  ughhhhhh. Somebody better take me to the zoo and STAT cuz this lady needs a baby animal fix BAD.

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