I’m not kidding you about this: I just heard an office mate say “I’ve got a boatload of problems, but none of them are female.” This man has DEFINITELY never listened to hip hop. I would even be surprised if he’d heard of Jay-Z in any context whatsoever. I love it when that theory about monkeys and typewriters and Shakespeare comes true in my own life… it’s been happening a lot lately, actually, and I’m very much enjoying it.
In other office news, I let an audible fart escape today in front of a co-worker for the first time. I don’t feel like it really did anything for our relationship, good or bad, so I guess that’s good… right? KEEP ON TOOTIN’ ON!