It’s been a WHILE since I first saw this “Ads for Men” video [and wanted to sit next to Mark Little just so I could drool while looking into his eyes, wishing he’d make jokes just for me]. I still can’t stop laughing about it, though! I mean, I have never seen ANYTHING karate kicking the statue of liberty in the tit! I AM prepared to be SO FUCKING SHORN! I think I want to be married and buried to this.*
*I don’t particularly care about getting married and I definitely don’t want to be buried. I want to be impaled by a narwhal and hauled down to the bottom of the ocean for my farewell. After all my usable parts have been harvested, of course.